Climbing, running, cycling and darts is for losers. Telemark skiing is where its at!
Ah yes, effortless gliding down the slopes with poise and style. Gracefully carving perfect S turns in pristine powder....
In my dreams. At least I did manage to string a few turns together. I know it must have looked like telemarking because some youth in a daft outfit shouted from the lift:
"That's the first time I've ever seen someone trying to learn how to do that"
"Everyone else seems to be an expert at it; know wot a mean mate?..."
I most certainly do know what you mean. (mate)